Saturday, February 6, 2010

Ode to My Fat Jeans

Fat jeans
My fat jeans
I love you so

You let my ass grow
And grow
...and grow

I don't care that you're faded
And ripped
And tattered

You let me eat veggies
Not steamed
But beer-battered

While my skinny jeans would mock me
And make me feel awful
You'd encourage that extra waffle

Fat jeans
My fat jeans
I love you so

You let my ass grow.
You let my ass grow.

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